the best feeling in the world: laughing so hard your stomach hurts and you think youre going to puke. this always happens to me when i go to mcdonalds. i dont know why. fate i guess.

we beat holton today!!!!! those dirty hos. not really. they suck some major butt however. the scorekeeper got kicked out in the top of the first inning. it was amuzing. i got a hit. i scored. wooo!

mara's dad was the funniest person ive ever met. first of all he has an english accent. before the game he said, 'youre gonna make mincemeat out of them.' which is uncanny since mincemeat just happens to be one of my favorite words. then, after the game, he said, 'i just knew you were going to beat them because holton arms is the name of a pub in london.'

there he was, the fantastic mr. fox. thank you ladies and gentlemen, ill be here all week.

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