so, i lost anal virginity this weekend.

i was at a softball tournament with a bunch of girls.

i mean, at first i kinda thought they were all really suburban, but then i got to "know" them...if you know what i mean...and i think you do

one of these girls was like, "hey alie, are you still an anal virgin?" and i was like "yeah, yo" and she was like "well we need to do somethinhg about that" and i was like "word up"

so we did each other in the butt with softball bats.

it was quite a tournament. i love richmond.

one love.

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