i am very bad at calendars. for my birthday last year (nov 29) i recieved 3 wall calendars (mr. tibbles the amazing posing dog/jackass/penguins) and 2 rip away daily calendar desky things (mad mag/ redneck). so far this year i have hung none of the wall calendars up and i stopped ripping away the rip away calendars on april 30th and july 18th respectively. and now its just too late. we should all learn from this. people, please dont give me calendars for my birthday. i feel bad and may just have to reuse them next year.

prepare yourself for some interesing confusion of the days of the week on my part.

even though that happens already.

but.

today i made another very important decision. from now on im going to wear buttons. to match my outfit of course. i have a few. but i think ill go shopping soon. yes. button shopping. yes.

man whats up with that commercial with the guy 'mixing' chocolate milk in his mouth? why doesnt he just go home and make it in a fucking glass? jackass.

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