i like this:

"As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces,'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.'

She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?'A man stands up, removes his shirt and says,

'Here, iron this!'

=0D

another of my favorite jokes:
why couldn't hellen keller drive?
because she was a woman

now that the comedy hour is over..i have to move just about every piece of musical equipment that i own out of my basement (up 13 stairs) and into my car (down 20 stairs). and yes...i counted my stairs solely for this purpose. so thats tight. but its worth it. we're playing at blair studios for a tv show which leads to mucho exposure. and its fun.

iLBCNU

ohhh shit.

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